"Wet Chee"

Ryan: "I almost got Dad a wet chee!"

me: "what's a wet chee?"

Ryan: "You know... it's when you pull your underwear up in your bottom."

me: "oh."

Ryan: "It really hurts to walk around with your underwear like that..."

It's official-he's a genius! Here's hoping you avoid any wet chees in the near future...